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No way! Puking on my lap is totally hot!
A study by the Psychology of Addictive Behaviors journal suggests guys aren't that into completely wasted chicks. Except for that creepy Steve guy from high school who also like to draw pictures of genitalia all over his notebooks.
Huh. I would have thought it was something like Babes Behind Bars or Jailbabes or maybe Girls in Stripes Fighting with Pillows. At least, that's what Cinemax has led me to believe.
Lil Kim says Dancing with the Stars was the most popular thing to watch when she was in prison. Thanks for ruining that for me, Kim.
It's like Craigslist, but way more expensive.
This online dating service makes no apologies: it's for cheating. And people wonder why society's going to hell in a handbasket.
Chuck Norris is president of Texas and eats ninjas at lunch
No, really. At least the president thing. Maybe.
Okay, but that assumes the economy still works. Which it clearly doesn't. And then, who's going to buy all of your little devices, mmm?
AMD is recognized as one of the most sustainable companies in the world. I guess "sustainable" means "better for the environment" as opposed to "long lasting" you know, 'cause we're in a depression and stuff.
Hmm. Okay, looking around my desk, I think I know which one it is. I'm totally gonna get him/her first.
A recent Adecco survey indicates one in three of your co-workers would throw you under the bus using dishonest means. I'm betting on the guy with the eye patch. You can never trust people with eye patches. Poor depth perception = sketchy.
Because if we want to hang around watching drug user hit stuff with sticks, we can do that in our own neighborhoods
Major League Baseball attendance is projected to be off by up to 20 percent next season. The Red Sox suck.
Wow. Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift was missing ALL of this!
The New York Times article paints a picture of drifting, Arab terrorism and homosexuality. And no Vin Diesel.
Um. Ick. No, really. ICK.
This completely freaks me out. Seriously. You shouldn't even click on this. Don't do it.