Jett Travolta's autopsy, Yellowstone's gonna pop and I really hate Jared Fogle

Despite all evidence to the contrary, Frank remained convinced
his new golf course design was awesome.

Easy. That’s the eighth level of Dig Dug. That’ll be $10,000 please.
Prove these pics aren’t real UFO photos and win 10K.

Sooo… you’re saying it doesn’t stand for Grover!? But he was my favorite president!
Gatorade’s over-the-top, completely product-ambiguous campaign featuring the letter G is little more than annoying.

Jett Travolta’s autopsy could take a while
...And may never be made public unless John Travolta and Kelly Preston give the OK.

Now is that Standard or Daylight savings?
If you’re within 100 miles of any US border (called the Constitution-free zone), your constitutional rights are about as valuable as a ticket to a Clinton fundraiser these days.

So, how did you arrive at “proctologist” again?
A good career assessment test will help guide you in a direction you’ll enjoy.

Screw the picnic basket, Boo Boo! Get me a bomb shelter!
An earthquake swarm in Yellowstone last week may be an indication that the park’s ready to blow like Bobby Knight on a PCP bender.

Great. If you thought Jared was insufferable before…
Subway topped Forbes’ Franchise 500 list and had its best year ever.

Oh. So by “Hope,” you actually meant, “Runaround.” I see. Thanks for that.
They may want to stick the word “False” in front of the “Hope for Homeowners” program.

Now if they only made a site that told us which flight is going to lose our luggage…
This is where pilots and flight crew keep up with flight status information.