
Awesomeman4U: "We are both awesome people, socially, mentally, emotionally, and physically. The ideal male and female energies combined."
We think: Wow, you really sound, what's the word I'm looking for, maybe it's "awesome," no, that's not it, maybe "awesomely deluded," yah, that sounds right.
ClichesGalore99: "I'm looking for someone that I would have a good time with, laugh with, and be very adventurous with."
We think: Really? Wow, how rare, because a lot of people are looking for someone who is a total downer to be around, who never make us laugh, and has agoraphobia.
SpelerofThuhYeer: "i am a nice kind harted guy that loves to have fun and enjoy life."
We think: C'mon, you don't know how to spell heart? Ever heard of spell-check.
UWantmyBody2000: "It's some what hard for one to describe himself, but I'll give it a shot: I'm 6 feet tall, 205#s, fit, short[-buzzed brown hair and light brown eyes."
We think: Dude, we can see what you look like, you included a picture, remember? And I'm a woman, I don't care what you weigh and this isn't a wrestling match or a body-building contest. Keep your stats to yourself.