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1. Play lots of golf – this may seem like a safe way to ease into retirement, but I assure you, it’s extremely dangerous. Do you know what happens to people on the golf course? They have heart attacks and tear ACLs.
2. Go fishing – unless you were hunting barracudas and piranhas with your bare hands, I think you’d find fishing a tad too serene and boring after 19 years in the NHL.
3. Go sailing – if you want to face gangs of hungry sharks, why not stay in the NHL?
4. Take a job as a hockey analyst – this sounds like a pretty sweet gig, actually. But have you seen how those guys dress?Another season of hockey sounds pretty sweet when compared with the alternative, eh? I know you’ll thank me when you step onto the ice for training camp this September.


