Photo by Jimmy O'Neill
Did you ever dream of being a hero, of shining light onto infinite darkness, of walking when others were only able to crawl? You probably didn't know this, but somewhere in your heart of hearts rests the courage of a hero. Some heroes sink a jumpshot at the buzzer, some perform brain surgery, some fight for their country , heck, some even work two jobs just to feed their families. These aren't the kind of heroes we're talking about though. We're talking about the kind of hero that takes off all their clothes and has their best friend hold them upside down while they chug beer in front of a crowd. Enter the naked kegstand.
Name of the Game: Naked Kegstand
Season: Summer if its outdoors/Any if its indoors
Danger Level: Maximum (if you're a young professional and there are cameras present)
Price: You shouldn't be allowed to pay for a drink all night after this move
Tips for taking it to limit:
There's no real method to the naked kegstand. You take off your shirt, drop your pants, lose the underoos and go to it. As long as you've got a couple reliable guys you can trust to make sure you don't fall on your head, you're set. If you've done a regular kegstand and survived, you can do a naked kegstand. But do you have the guts?
You can wait around all night for the perfect moment to go vertical, but you may end up second guessing yourself out of ever doing it. Some might say it should be done right before the keg is about to kick, while others may argue that it's the best way to christen a keg that just got tapped. Connoisseurs of naked drinking may prefer to see this early in the evening, while leisurely drinkers may tell you to do it really late so that nobody remembers. But if you just listen to your heart, you'll know exactly when to do it.
There's not a lot of magic left in this world. We're living in a godless age where nobody believes in a higher power, magicians tricks can be spoiled in full on the internet, and Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny haven't existed for a long time. And yet if you free yourself from restraint, kick your inhibitions to the curb and pull down your pants in the middle of a party, you can still show people a little bit of magic.
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