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John Morrissey
Denver Traffic ExaminerJohn Morrissey knows all about Denver traffic. He has been the morning traffic reporter on KYGO for the last eight years. You’ll hear him doing traffic on KKFN, The Fan, too.
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An Open Letter To Carmelo Anthony
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John Morrissey - Denver Traffic Examiner
Dude… I just heard you got busted for DUI early this morning. The cops pulled you over on I-25 at 20th Street because your silver Mercedes was weaving a bit and you had your high beams on. It was 4 in the morning. They look for that sort of thing at 4 o'clock in the morning. I just have one question. What were you thinking? I know you played a really important and pressure packed game last night. Whipping the Houston Rockets 111-94 right here at playoff time is worth a couple adult beverages. Absolutely. No argument there. But, you gotta learn to think before you drink. In this case, you gotta remember to take it home before you start popping tops or doing shots. Or, hire a driver to take you where you want to go. Look, you are a very public figure, whether you like it or not. You are a major sports star and your business is not just yours anymore. These kids out here worship you. They look up to you. They want to be you one day. And, this is the lesson you are teaching them? Dude, you gotta grow up. It is time to start acting like a man.
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