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Jennifer Aniston is saying a big fat no to "the most toxic substance known to mankind." No, not Speidi*, but Botox! *Please note in some rural areas of Western Europe Speidi is ranked as the leading toxic substance known to mankind.
Aniston, once a Botox babe, is now swearing off all future Botox injections...at least until this goes to print. Proving she is not just another pretty Botox bubble face, Aniston eloquently states that Botox makes women look..."harder." Presumably not in a Kanye "harder better faster stronger" sort of way, although that would be incredible.
A kickbacked Aniston reveals her glowing appearance is due to, get ready for it, a "healthy diet." Hahaha, what a kidder that one is. So if you not only have a "healthy diet" (wink wink, Jen) but let me guess - throw in a little Vitamin Water - then you can look like Aniston too? That sure is some powerful flavored water. Aniston insists, "I'm a realist. If I eat burgers and fries every day I won't get the parts I'm being offered." Hold up - there would be no Love Happens or Rumor Has It or even Picture Perfect if Aniston had picked up a flipping French fry? Can hear the public outcry already, this is clearly the work of a vast fast food conspiracy.
Aniston unleashes another bombshell, you better duck, for she claims if she doesn't watch her weight then she'd "become a character actress." Time out, Jen, didn't you just say you were a realist? Whew, thank goodness, because then you'll be ok with the (old) news that you're already a character actress and hey wipe that Botox-free frown from your face because you're a very fine character actress at that, thank you very much.
Aniston maintains that she now doesn't invest too much in her physical appearance, "I pay attention to the extent that I put on clothes today, I decided which shoes to wear with them and I even combed my hair!" A realist, a character actress and an independent dresser? Exhausting. Better get this woman some Vitamin Water after all.
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