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Fun With Traffic

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July 23, 5:37 PM

by Bernie Thomas, Baltimore News and Traffic Examiner

It's been a little slow for traffic stuff this week, and since the folks higher up the food chain have "asked" me stop writing about all things not traffic, I thought I'd have some fun.

Maybe you will too.

They say Maryland drivers are impatient. If you can't make out the state, the initials are N.Y

Isn't Roadkill considered a delicacy in Arizona?

Maybe the cop will be cute....

Now where did I put my rubbers?

And I could watch this one all day.... Careful. This will bring you to tears.

(Best viewed in Full Screen. For you teenagers out there, that's when the picture gets real big.)

I swear, you just can't make this stuff up.

Keep those cards and letters comin' folks, and remember ... driving is a lot like coloring; just try to stay within the lines.

Photos and video courtesy DailyHaHa.com and YouTube. Neither Examiner.com, nor Bernie Thomas is responsible for comments at the end of the video, even if they are true. It's not our fault, so please direct disparaging remarks to the guy at the end of the clip.

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Election Day — Now, it’s our turn

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November 3, 11:04 AM

“It’s not about the money. It’s about, sending a message.”The Joker—The Dark Knight Not all politicians see themselves as American Royalty. Most junior senators and representatives go to Washington with a gleam... Read More
Topics: economy , Congress , Presidential Race , US government , corruption , Term Limits , elections 2008

How to redistribute wealth: A lesson in Marxism

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October 28, 9:09 PM

“From each according to his ability, to each according to his need”Karl Marx Joe the Plumber asked Obama about his tax policies. He said he wouldn’t tax the Middle Class, only those making over two-hundred and fifty-thousand a... Read More
Topics: Obama , economy , Presidential Race , corruption , elections 2008 , Karl Marx , Marxism

Alaska senator guilty but maybe term limits are in order

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October 27, 4:54 PM

CNN reported today, “U.S. Sen. Ted Stevens of Alaska guilty on all seven counts of making false statements on Senate disclosure forms. Stevens, 84, is the longest-serving Republican senator in history.”So what did we expect? Why are we distressed these... Read More
Topics: Congress , corruption , Ted Stevens , Term Limits , elections 2008

Things that go bump in the night

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October 23, 1:45 PM

Believe it or not, the State Highway Administration actually has a good idea. They call it Annual Vests for Visibility for Child Safety‏. Children should not be the things that go bump in the night while trick or treating this... Read More
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Reese is required reading before election day

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October 21, 3:40 PM

I stumbled across this today and thought I’d share it. Seems I’m not the only one who thinks the way I do. I realize that some of you are laughing your fool heads off about now, but give this a chance.Why?Because I didn’t write it.Following... Read More
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October 16, 6:57 PM

In her piece titled ACORN: Sometimes a Nut Is Just a Nut, Cara Ober (Examiner.com’s Art and ... and.... Ooops, my mistake. She’s ONLY the art examiner) makes a good point when she says, “...the organization attempts to authenticate... Read More
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Sarah Plain wanted to keep secret, her attempt to fire this man. Barack Obama wanted to keep secret, his association with this man.Neither are crimes, but of the two, which one lets you sleep at night? Contrary to... Read More
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October 11, 2:27 PM

According to Adam Doster’s column in Progress Illinois, CNN broadcast a “...Misleading Report On ACORN.” He maintains that by focusing on faulty registration cards, CNN’s Drew Griffin missed the real story of conservative voter... Read More
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