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It's been a little slow for traffic stuff this week, and since the folks higher up the food chain have "asked" me stop writing about all things not traffic, I thought I'd have some fun. Maybe you will too.
They say Maryland drivers are impatient. If you can't make out the state, the initials are N.Y
Isn't Roadkill considered a delicacy in
Maybe the cop will be cute....
Now where did I put my rubbers?
And I could watch this one all day.... Careful. This will bring you to tears. (Best viewed in Full Screen. For you teenagers out there, that's when the picture gets real big.)
I swear, you just can't make this stuff up.
Keep those cards and letters comin' folks, and remember ... driving is a lot like coloring; just try to stay within the lines.
Photos and video courtesy DailyHaHa.com and YouTube. Neither Examiner.com, nor Bernie Thomas is responsible for comments at the end of the video, even if they are true. It's not our fault, so please direct disparaging remarks to the guy at the end of the clip.
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