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A salute to modern fashions in footwear

July 5, 1:27 PMSF Relationships ExaminerJoshua Nossiter
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Every outdoor flip-flopped foot

Must inevitably collect soot.

And since when have filthy feet

Been thought a delightful treat?

 

 

Gardening clogs in garish plastic

Induce in wearers a shuffle spastic

Perambulation strangely restricted

That is entirely self-inflicted.

 

Walking in either may be achievable,

Though running is quite unfeasible.

That's why those who tend to sport 'em

Are thick of trunk and broad of bottom.

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