Since my best friend Avalon's newest purchase of a 1990 VW Vanagon, we've both been looking for any excuse to hit the road with a box full of mixed...
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Everyone who knows me, knows I love things. I especially love little things, but what I really get off on is little things that are usually larger....
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For the duration of my middle and high school years I was plagued by No Doubt front woman and Japanese tween crusader, Gwen Stefani and her horrifying...
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There are few things worse than listening to the only sound on an hour long bus ride in the form of a 78-year-old woman having an alarmingly loud...
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A few days ago, a dreadful event occurred. Moments after my morning urination, my left thumb-toe was viciously attacked by my cat. To my horror, I...
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There has always been a small, figurative, hole buried deep inside my heart. Initially, you can see a large Ketel One shaped organ dipped in caramel...
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Until today, I never realized just how many people shop at Urban Outfitters.On my ritual migration from Denver to Boulder I was virtually disemboweled...
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Throughout my life, I have found myself at different venues being accosted for different reasons. Sometimes I’m spilling beer on people, poking...
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So, I have pretty limited connections, mainly because I refuse to hang out with anyone when there is more than one episode of Jon & Kate Plus...
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