
Ryan Phillippe is a hot piece. Regardless of what he's doing or who he's cheating on, he's gorgeous. And he's currently in Cannes, apparently really enjoying the cheap wine. X17 has drunken footage of him drunkly stumbling around the streets of Cannes, falling and yelling all over the place, propped up by girlfriend Abbie Cornish. Hot. Picture him with a baguette and a beret. So hot. Someone hand that man a baguette. He also drunkenly embraced London Mirror journalists, telling them, "I love you, man' and 'You look like you can rap. Let's go hang out.' OMG. That is the line I've been waiting to hear from a pouty, beautiful man my entire life. JEALOUS.
Page Six is reporting that after Cornish did the 'I'm so over this' thing and went home, like many of us ladies have abandoned drunken boyfriends over the years, he continued partying with Ne-Yo at Nikki Club. There better have been cabbage patching. That's making a comeback, for reals. Of course, the two weren't alone: they were joined by a gaggle of attractive blondes. So Page Six is all ooooh he's a cheater, but it sounds like garbage to me, just a drunk dude having fun.
Honestly, from all accounts, although their marriage may have ended due to Phillippe really messing up, Reese Witherspoon is supposed to be VERY difficult to deal with, and it must be hard when two actors start out on the same level, and one very quickly propels to Oscar nominations and superstardom, while the other remains a staple in indie films.
Ryan is in Cannes supporting Cornish's newest film, Bright Star, about British poet John Keats. Keats is like, quintessential tedious reading in the UK because he died very young and tragically.