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Is Penelope Cruz working on her contribution to create a beautiful generation of little babies? Speculation began to circulate after she reported ill at Cannes Festival, citing food poisoning, which as we all know is actually code for BABY BABY BABY since food poisoning is so rare and totally not incapacitating. Well, if that's not enough evidence for you, which it shouldn't be because it's really a specious jump in logic, then there's the evidence of 'plump looking pictures' which have emerged of the actress recently.
See, here's the thing. Cruz and her contemporary Spanish actresses have never been subject to the same skinny-minny demands of American actresses, so it's possible she's just, you know, letting the arm fat go or something. So here's the breakdown towards the 'pregnant' argument: she recently interviewed that she'd like a child, and it would be an awesome cool baby with Javier Bardem, who is sexy sexy sexy. Here's the 'not pregnant' argument: sometimes when celebrities aren't working on or promoting a film, they leave their house sans Spanx and personal trainer.
Her reps have no comment. But if you want a giggle, check out the Daily Post's Speculation Station, which discusses her rounded figure and is immediately followed by an ad for flatter stomachs.
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