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Josh Duhamel stripper scandal, round 1
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Say it ain't so! There's big trouble brewing for the couple that gives all mediocre to unattractive people hope that we can do so, so much better. A lawyer for some Las Vegas stripper is claiming she danced on Josh "I am so hot in the face and everywhere else' Duhamel's pole. She says she's passed a lie detector test and has saved his 'steamy sext messages'. Okay. Why? Why are these people so disgusting and lame? Why is this woman so desperate for fame that she'd go to such an extent to hurt Duhamel's wife, Fergie MethFace Mcseemsreallynice? That's just totally uncool.
Duhamel is completely denying the story through his rep, who adds that Fergie isn't sitting in a puddle of pee and tears over it either.
The stripper in question, Nicole Forrester, who happens to be a depressing 34 years old, is insisting she didn't come forward with the story just because National Enquirer is paying her $20,000, but rather. "Josh bragged about what happened on the set of his movie [Life As We Know It], and someone called theEnquirer with the tip. The Enquirer then came to Nicole."
And...lolwut. So that still isn't a reason to want to put someone on blast in a public arena. This sure is popular right now, isn't it? Particularly with Vegas chicks? Bad news. Samantha Burke had it right: get knocked up, then exploit. The Boreanaz boinker and Duhamel girl have it all wrong.
Apparently, US Weekly says tons of stories are now flooding in from women who also claim to have slept with Duhamel. Oh, WHAT A SURPRISE. You mean when opportunists find out there's a cash-in, they call in with claims? Shocking. Stupid. Poor Fergie.
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