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Joss Stone, England's least compelling export, has taken on the cause of marijuana, fist pumping in favor of the herb. She also stated that she enjoys dabbling in other illegal drugs that appear 'fun', a statement that has England, which was voted the drunkest, fattest nation in the EU while I was living there, all appalled.
"I smoke cannabis, but I don't think it's really a drug," she stupidly clarified in an interview. Smoking weed is all fine and good but it IS a drug, as by definition anything that alters your mind is. Which is why you smoke weed.
Despite her own passion for bud, she doesn't agree with the lifestyle of Amy Winehouse: "”Amy’s music is beautiful, her lyrics are f**king great, but she has to start loving the music more than she loves herself and the drugs. You’ve got to have a lack of intelligence to do that to yourself."
She's also one of those annoying 'pot is soo much better than alcohol' people that drunks like me hate. You know what pot doesn't make you? Fun to anyone but yourself. But hey, it's not a competition.
The best part: "I think everyone smokes pot and anyone who says they don't are lying!" So you are calling me AND my mom liars, Joss? It's been broughten. Pot makes me an antisocial jerkface who wants to do nothing but curl in a corner and listen to Weezer's blue album. Don't get me wrong: I'm all about legalizing it and don't care who smokes what, but the people who make themselves spokespeople for the cause always sound so embarrassingly dumb.
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