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Parents: be sure to be there to emotionally support your devastated tween or creepy adult son, because Miley Cyrus has deleted her Twitter account.
The prolific Tweeter seems to have disappeared from the net after posting some stuff about her rumored Aussie beau Liam Helmsworth. 'FYI Liam doesn't have a Twitter and he wants me to delete mine with good reason," she wrote before peacing out.
And, indeed, if you click on links to her Twitter page, an apologetic bird thing tells you that person no longer exists. Gasp! How daring! Deleting Twitter is the new not sleeping with John Mayer.
Despondent fans have taken to the internet in droves protesting the lack of Miley updates, which usually revolve around her faithful reporting of Disney movies she's watched and so on. ComebackMiley is the number one Twitter trendwatch. I have NO idea what that means. Oh god, Twitter technology makes me feel like a dinosaur.
Anyway, Cyrus' Twitter, if indeed deceased forever, will be missed by people impressed by how the teenager was about ten thousand times more literate than your average adult Tweeter.
BTW John Mayer is smart enough to know he's now the only interesting and literate Tweeter out there. His update from earlier today:
Welcome displaced refugees from Miley's Twitter account! I know you're very scared right now. I made you some pie? Yes. Good. Eat.
BTW, despite deleting her Twitter for Liam, she still denies they're dating. She and her family also released a joint statement putting the kibosh on rumors daddy Cyrus was displeased with her choice in special male friends.
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