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Even if you are cutie, you won't get the digits using these lines!
10. You look familiar, don't I know you from somewhere? This question tells us, I want to talk to you, but don't know what else to say.
9. Are you tired, because you have been running through my mind all day! Super cheesy, stay away from this one.
8. You look like my next girlfriend! Seriously?? That's pretty presumptuous on your part!! This says, I'm a cocky jerk!
7. FAT PENGUIN! I’m sorry; I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. This would make most of us laugh in your face, and walk away. Sorry, this is not witty, just stupid. Plus, any time you use the word FAT around a girl, it better ONLY be to describe your wallet!
6. Did it hurt? (Reply: What?) When you fell from heaven, because you must be an angel! Oh sooooooo cheesy!
5. Am I dead? Because this must be heaven! Cringe, another bad one! Avoid pick up lines with the word "heaven" in them!
4. Can you not look at me... your beauty is burning a hole through my soul! Super cheesy and won't work with most girls. We hear the beauty line from tons of jerks... nothing new there!
3. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. You have just insinuated that we are easy... you'll possibly be slapped right before we walk away.
2. With legs like that, you must stomp on all the hearts! Brownie points for complimenting our legs, but still SUPER CHEESY!
1. Are you from Tennessee... because you are the only 10 I see. If you are wondering if this is actually a real pick up line, my brother said he's heard a guy use this before!! Rule of thumb: If your pick up line rhymes, that's an indication that it is very possible we will laugh in your face when you use it!
Single women don't like cheesy pick up lines, being sincere when talking to us gets you brownie points. If you try to start up a conversation with us and we shy away, take the hint and walk away, don't continue trying to talk to us... that's annoying (a sure way to push us away). Be the cool guy, walk away and if we are interested, don't worry, we will come and find you!
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