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3 Reasons Not to Hate Porn
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Yes, it's often cheesy, sexist, and lacking in technical quality, but porn is cinematic candy for the genitals, and whether it's of the erotic, funny, or just plain disturbing variety, it's here to stay. Besides, there's just as much patriotism in an American adult entertainment store as an apple pie factory. With that in mind, here are three novel reasons to give skin flicks a chance:
#1 It can build self-esteem in males. A guy may not think he's got it going on in the sexual magnetism department--until he watches a DVD of short, fuzzy Ron Jeremy turning a buxom blonde into a quivering mass of pleasure. Thinks guy to self: Man, if she thinks that guy's sexy, she'd go nuts for me! And I take my socks off for sex!
#2 It's not cheating. Person cheating on partner by having sex with person in leather dominatrix outfit: Bad. Person watching DVD where leather-wearing dominatrix punishes "lowly worms": Good.
#3 It can encourage creativity and expand your perception of what's possible in the bedroom. Before you rented Make It Fit 7 you had no idea that a bowling pin could be forced to fit a woman's nether regions. But now you know that all you need to make this scenario possible is a gallon of lube, an endless reserve of elbow grease, and a borderline crazy girlfriend.
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