The Weekend Embrace: Boob tube special edition – Biggest Loser, DWTS, American Idol, Portia di Rossi

May 16, 1:40 PMSex & Relationships ExaminerSarah Estrella

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With all the big TV finales this week, my sexy colleagues and I have been fanning out all over the place. This week's edition of The Weekend Embrace is one big TV party:

The Biggest Cougar! Real Cougar Lifestyle Examiner Linda Franklin is swooning over The Biggest Loser winner Helen Phillips in Biggest Loser: It's never too late

Bottoms up! Love & Marriage Examiner Rita Watson is changing channels for a change of perspective in Sudden Passion: Bottoms up, two can play

Bottoms down! Speaking of bootie... Celebrity News Examiner can't bear to watch Dancing With the Stars anymore. Dancing semifinal is a gigantic bore without Lil Kim and her Bionic Bootie

American Bromance! Gay & Lesbian Issues Examiner Kelvin Lynch sees his fantasy come true: Crushing on Kradam: American Idol finalists (and roommates) Adam Lambert and Kris Allen share a secret

Commercial break! Denver Sex & Romance Examiners Jordan and Samantha are breaking out the licorice whips for a party in Boulder, CO tonight to celebrate the release of their erotica anthology, Oysters & Chocolate: Erotic Stories of Every Flavor. Flavor, an erotic soiree and book release party

Dilithium Cristal! One of my TV fantasies came true this week, too: Kirk and Spock hot-tubbing it on the bridge of the Enterprise! Sexy Song of the Day: TuSpock, "Highly Illogical" Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (and Tariq)

Orgasmic IQ! Sexual Health Examiner Courtney Bee reports women with imaginative fantasies (ie. Kirk, Spock, hot tub) and high emotional intelligence have it good. Yet another perk of intelligence: More orgasms

Sex in the CDC! Wow, even the presidential press conferences on CSPAN are getting sexy: Obama's pick for Director of the Center for Disease Control is a sex-positive, pro-condom, safe-sex warrior on a crusade to battle AIDS. Get Some! Obama appoints NYC Condom visionary and AIDS expert Tom Frieden as CDC Director

Sexy Sykes! In other Obama news... TV Examiner Rick Ellis has all the zingers (and video) from the White House Correspondents Dinner, including this classic from comedian Wanda Sykes: "I know Governor Palin, she's not here tonight. She pulled out at the last minute. You know, somebody should tell her that's not really how you practice abstinence." Sykes, who married her same-sex partner Alex last October during California's pre-Prop 8 window of opportunity – a marriage that now officially hangs in the balance – was noticeably quiet on the topic of Obama's silence on marriage equality and other LGBT issues. For my latest reporting on marriage equality, bookmark tinyurl.com/marryequal

Better Off Ted star is better on Ellen! Speaking of same-sex marriage: Portia di Rossi topped The Hot 100 this week, an annual list at AfterEllen.com charting the sexy celebrities lesbian and bisexual women love. How many millions of minds were blown wide open in mid-March when di Rossi appeared with her wife on The Ellen Degeneres Show and how many of those minds happened to belong to the lawmakers and governors in New Hampshire, Maine, and Vermont, where marriage equality legislation passed in the weeks and months immediately following the Portia-Ellen lovefest?

The Veronicas play prom! Those kids at West Beverly Hills don't even know how good they've got it: My prom had the Biology teacher rocking the turntables. Seriously. Sexy Song of the Day: The Veronicas, "Untouched" on 90210

Smile for the camera! Marriage & Sex Examiner Chuck Altmix' loving wife gives him a book full of reasons to turn off the TV. Sexy pictures... of herself! Boudoir: A male's perspective

Can't... stop... watching! Women's Issues Examiner has the latest developments on the post-Miss USA saga of Carrie Prejean: A nipple is a nipple: How Miss California's breasts mean everything when they should mean nothing

Quick, somebody adjust the antenna! Modern Love Examiner Tinamarie Bernard tries to clear some static in Memo to Men: What do you mean, you can't read our minds?

Remember how hot she was on Charlie's Angels? Love & Marriage Examiner Rita Watson looks at the real-life love story of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal as their story and Fawcett's cancer battle play out in the primetime documentary Farrah's Story. Love Story: Ryan O'Neal hoping to marry Farrah Fawcett, his life-long love

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