Back to the regular publishing schedule next week. In the meantime, start your weekend off right with my weekly roundup of sexy stuff on Examiner.com:
Sexy tips for a smokin' 2009 Real Cougar Lifestyle Examiner Linda Franklin has her eye on the prize in 2009 for all you cougar carnal conniosseurs
New Year's sex and relationships resolutions: Have more sex Seriously, people: Here's a resolution you can and should work on this year. Thanks for the reminder, Miami Sex & Relationships Examiner Jillian B.
2008 Sexiest book covers by Syneca Featherstone Romance Examiner Sally Painter interviews the artist responsible for some of this year's steamiest romance novel covers.
Babeland Brunch: Kinky Seattle Seattle Sex Examiner Richard Wagner is brunching with Seattle's Kinky Community and the Center for Sex Positive Culture this Sunday at Babeland. While you're at it, catch up on the archives of Richard Wagner's Sexual Secrets 101, my favorite new feature on the Relationships channel at Examiner.com
Danica Patrick busted twice for speeding (but doesn't she look hot in her bikini pics?) Celebrity News Examiner Liz Barrett riffs on the unsurprising news that the Indy car hottie likes to drive fast, and takes the opportunity to point readers over to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit gallery.
Breaking News: Virginity pledges don't work. Also: Water still wet Denver Parenting Examiner Elisa Wiebe examines a recent report that gives the lie to all this abstinence business.
The strangest things to be surgically removed from sensitive places LA Sexual Health Examiner Courtney Bee has compiled an impressively disturbing list of everyday objects-turned sex toys gone wrong. Do not, I repeat, do not stick a light bulb of any sort where the sun don't shine, no matter how dark it gets down there. Got it?
Lingerie Football League linebacker sues ex for emailing mom her nudie pics Wait, there's a Lingerie Football League? Who knew? Sex Scandal Examiners Jordan LaRousse and Samantha Sade have the scoop on the story of Tampa Breeze linebacker Melissa Berry and Mark Dawson, a "dating expert" I just would not recommend to anybody looking for dating advice of any kind.
Also: Don't miss Jordan and Samantha's School sex scandals 2008 review. A whole lot of people were hot for teacher in 2008.