One of the unfortunate side-effects of life is that it comes with relatives. Unless you were one of those lucky orphans with an unlimited supply of...
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Find out more about Phil: Phil Amylon has worked with underprivileged teenage boys, driven across the United States in a PT Cruiser, started a punk rock band, written an unpublished novel, succumbed to his addiction to Veruca Salt and The Offspring, trained an army of ninja-hamsters to do his bidding, and won 32 consecutive fights to the death - all in an effort to remain single. When he's not busy fabricating quirky tidbits about himself, he can be reached at pamylon@hotmail.com. |