
Oy, Paula. Girl, when will you learn? Here you are at the Late Show with David Letterman, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but there is such a thing as too much. More is more when it comes to Nicole Richie's jewelry line, but not when it comes to weird looking belt like contraptions, sequin leggings and a toy soldier jacket. I know you pride yourself on your quirkiness, and it's what I love about you, but sometimes you have to tone it down.
I can't even imagine what Letterman had to say about your ensemble, though he probably just shook his head and didn't even attempt to address it the second he saw those pants. I'm a big fan of sequins, and had you rocked the pants with just the shirt, sans jacket and belt, I would have loved this outfit. But all together, it's just a big fat don't.
I understand that you've got a jewelry line as well, and that the baubles you're wearing are probably from that line, but girl, enough is enough! I'm going to cut you some slack. You're probably not getting much sleep since you've been homeless ever since that crazy stalker of yours committed suicide outside your home. I feel for you. That's a situation no one should have to deal with.
But Paula, I'm going to be straight up about this. That outfit just isn't working out. You can do better. I know you've got it in you!