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I have the secret to losing weight. I kid you not.
I read the news every single day, and every single day there is a new addition to the "health" section on "how to lose weight". I see those infomercials on at obnoxiously late hours, you know the ones that promise you'll lose 3 peoples worth of weight in 90 days (with 9 easy payments of $59.99 obviously). On my days off I am often guilty of laughing at those aerobics shows on at 8am (seriously spandex do not work for anyone, whoever made that material needs to be slapped). From all this I have learned the ultimate secret to losing weight. Ready?
Step 1... get off the computer, the time you spend looking for ways to lose weight, you could be doing something much more productive with your time.
Step 2... stop watching tv all morning, again this is time you could spend being productive.
Step 3...say the words "no pill can make me lose weight without dieting"...and believe them.
I makes me ill the amount of crap people will believe. Do you not realize the media spoon feeds you b.s every day of your life? Join Jenny Craig...do it, but look under the bimbo on the commercial, what's the small print say? Oh yeah, RESULTS NOT TYPICAL. It was only a matter of time before the word vomit snuck up, so here we go. Try to stay with me...
THE SECRET TO LOSING WEIGHT IS GETTING OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT. DROP THE TWINKIE, PUT THE REMOTE DOWN AND STEP AWAY...A FEW MILES.
I'm so sick of people complaining they want to lose half their size and thinking they can do so without motivating themselves into a healthier lifestyle. Oh America, stop lovin it.
((P.S This is not directed at those who have tried everything imaginable, nor those with actual health disabilities, I feel for you. This is for the morons stuffing their emotions into carbs and eating their souls into a potential diabetic coma.))
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