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You know what's worse than wasting three hours of your life on this movie? Realizing that you only wasted 98 minutes. Katherine Heigl is Abby, a...
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Find out more about Michael: Michael is a life-long resident of Hicksville, New York, and has been raised on a steady diet of genre film. He graduated from C.W. Post's School of Visual and Performing Arts in 2008, and writes screenplays in his spare time. |
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"Harmless" is the word that one might best associate with this movie. I Love You, Beth Cooper is only interested in telling a fun little...
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This has been my impression of Matthew McConaughey as of late (my apologies for the camcorder quality, it's the only clip I could find because Hulu...
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(The title of this review will make more sense after seeing the movie.)Adventureland opens in 1987 with our protagonist, James Brennan (Jesse...
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It never failed. Whenever a commercial or trailer for Seven Pounds played, somebody would ask me what it was about, and they'd be shocked when I...
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It's been far, far too long since Baz Luhrmann made a film. In 2001, he closed out his so-called "Red Curtain Trilogy" - three films...
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The biggest problem with Twilight is that it's kind of a mess. The second biggest problem is that despite being a mess, I enjoyed watching it. This...
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- 0 Stars - Disgusting, rage-inducingly evil. Deserves the same fate as the busted printer in Office Space (click) (NSFW, language)
- 1/2* - There may be one tiny thing in this piece of drek to be appreciated, but you'd have to be really bored to go looking for it.
- * - Awful. Could possibly get some enjoyment out of it by getting drunk and making fun of the movie with friends.
- *1/2 - Barely vital. Shows promise but ultimately not worth your time.
- ** - Mediocre. A non-starter.
- **1/2 - Some good to be found here, but bogged down in a lot of bad.
- *** - A cautious recommendation. Plenty wrong with it, but buoyed by enough good to make it work for me.
- ***1/2 - A solid, if flawed movie. Very much worth your time.
- **** - Highly recommended. Does what it sets out to do with expert precision.
- ****1/2 - A must see. Expertly conceived and executed with few hitches.
- ***** - Perfect or damn near. I would be floored to meet someone who did not like this movie.
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