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If nothing else, Pirate Radio (released in the UK as The Boat That Rocked) has one of my favorite openings of a movie this year. Some on-screen text...
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What a strange, messy trip this movie is. Then again, if you're more than a casual follower of the movies, you know that this isn't a surprise coming...
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In the middle of this film, I had to ask myself: If Michael Jackson was still alive, what value would this movie hold? It's probably not a fair...
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UPDATE: And just like that, Lionsgate has pulled the trailer. If you really want to see it, I'm sure it's still floating around, but I'm sure the...
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Man, I'm no stranger to award baiting, but 20th Century Fox just took the class right out of it with Wes Anderson's Fantastic Mr. Fox. The new trailer...
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Simple as I can make it: Gamer is the love child of Gladiator and The Running Man if it were on an intervenous stream of Mountain Dew laced with LSD....
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You know what you get when your last movie grosses over $533 million dollars? Whatever you want. You know what you get when you make a genuinely...
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Here are the notes I took during this movie: McCullen's ancestors shamed Duke likes air Ripcrrd likes sky Nanites like metal Steven Sommers likes fun...
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You know what's worse than wasting three hours of your life on this movie? Realizing that you only wasted 98 minutes. Katherine Heigl is Abby, a...
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"Harmless" is the word that one might best associate with this movie. I Love You, Beth Cooper is only interested in telling a fun little...
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- 0 Stars - Disgusting, rage-inducingly evil. Deserves the same fate as the busted printer in Office Space (click) (NSFW, language)
- 1/2* - There may be one tiny thing in this piece of drek to be appreciated, but you'd have to be really bored to go looking for it.
- * - Awful. Could possibly get some enjoyment out of it by getting drunk and making fun of the movie with friends.
- *1/2 - Barely vital. Shows promise but ultimately not worth your time.
- ** - Mediocre. A non-starter.
- **1/2 - Some good to be found here, but bogged down in a lot of bad.
- *** - A cautious recommendation. Plenty wrong with it, but buoyed by enough good to make it work for me.
- ***1/2 - A solid, if flawed movie. Very much worth your time.
- **** - Highly recommended. Does what it sets out to do with expert precision.
- ****1/2 - A must see. Expertly conceived and executed with few hitches.
- ***** - Perfect or damn near. I would be floored to meet someone who did not like this movie.
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