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The new bed

November 9, 2:57 PMSan Fernando Valley Pets ExaminerNancy Van Iderstine
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You bought me an expensive, beautiful bed.

And it’s not that I don’t like it.  I do!

It’s just that the much smaller basket,
the thing I’m spilling over into right now…
contains clothes you recently wore and
were preparing to use in a craft project.

And because they were so recently close to you,
I prefer the basket with your clothes in it
to the expensive bed.

Because I am your pet, and I want to be close to you, too.

The new bed
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