Three great Thanksgiving gags

November 15, 12:45 AMGadgets ExaminerDan Appleman

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Get your share of the multibillion dollar federal
thanksgiving bailout.

Add some extra fun to your Thanksgiving celebration with these inexpensive gadgets.

Imagine how relieved your guests will be in these tough economic times when you hand each of them a million dollar bill! Imagine how much they’ll laugh when they realize these Turkey dollars are not legal tender! Just remind them – it could be worse. You could have given them Thanksgiving stock certificates.

Every turkey has one of these. That's what
makes them sound like turkeys, no?

If your guests need cheering up after your first gift, this Turkey Gobble Stick will surely do the trick. Who can be sad when you wave a stick that makes turkey sounds in front of their face? That, plus the smell of the real thing (a roasted version I hope) will get them in the mood for what comes next. (sorry, no longer available)

The the very latest in Turkish design

And no doubt hilarity will ensue when you carry in the turkey wearing this elegant turkey hat. Why, chances are they won’t even notice the product of your hours of hard work as they chuckle over the cheap piece of plastic on your head. And if the turkey came out dry (oh dear), put one on everyone’s head – they won’t even notice the food.

Yes, these are all a complete waste of money. But they are cheap, and sometimes fun is a good enough reason to waste a few bucks