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Maybe you or someone you know has one. Maybe not.
Today’s world is a whole lot different than our mother’s was. Women today (a lot, if not all) just don’t mate for life any more. Maybe their intentions are such, but it doesn’t always work out that way.
Before the 70’s, most (if not all) women went through life with one single solitary partner (I don’t know the statistics for men, but I tend to believe that a man’s tendency for multiple partners is not a recent phenomenon).
Nowadays, through choice, divorce, or waiting until later in life to get married, women now experience multiple sex partners over time. I am not saying that is a good thing, the right or the moral thing, but it is a fact.
Women today, just like men, know the difference between what’s good, what’s bad, what they like and what they don’t like. Where once upon a time a man could bet he was a woman’s ‘only’, now he can be relatively certain he’s not the first. After all, the 40-year-old virgin is pretty rare.
Setting aside the moral aspects, let’s take a look at the side benefits of the Penis Collection:
- 5-minute Guy should be a thing of the past – surely he knows he’s going to have to do better than that.
- Fumbling-around Guy better do some research – women want pleasure, too, and they want a guy that knows how to bring it and is able to bring it.
- Selfish Guy needs to change his ways – pleasure is a two-way street. It’s not just about you, Selfish Guy.
- Boring Guy should know he’ll get dumped for Fun Guy – enough said.
- Once-a-week Guy should expect to fall into Boring Guy category if he doesn’t change his ways – routine inspires nothing.
- Old Fashioned Guy is sweet, but… - this guy only works for those who like it. Keep that in mind, O.F. Guy.
- Love ‘Em and Leave ‘Em Guy will get his comeuppance – it’s a whole new world out there, mister. Stop playing games or it’s going to come around and bite you – literally.
- Now or Never Guy will have to learn patience or see his Dr. – it’s not just about you anymore, N.O.N. Guy. We women understand, but we are human after all.
- Va-J-J Collection Guy is alive and well and still doing business – we know who you are, but whether we hook up with you or not is now our choice. Just remember, you’re part of our collection, too.
Lots of men are going to take offense with this, but it’s really just intended as a wake-up call. For years men have been the controllers, the instigators, the 'belt-notchers', the pleasure-seekers, but now we women are participating. Believe it or not, our Penis Collection actually makes YOU a better man. Of all the men all over the world, we’ve chosen you. Now it’s up to you to make us want to keep you.
PS To All Virgins: The author in NO WAY advocates giving away that which is still sacred. The Penis Collection is not something to seek or aim for; nor is it something one should go after with purpose. It is merely a compilation of life through the years and, in a woman’s defense, merely a way to gain a lesson and perspective from that which is already done.
PHOTO CREDIT FOR ABOVE: Dian Hanson, Author of the The Big Penis Book
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