Top 5 things your Momma never told you - but should have...

July 9, 8:57 PMSilver Spring Elder Care ExaminerLori Burdoo

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  She may look innocent but she's keeping secrets...
 

There's some secrets about to be told here, Ladies, so stay with me....

As we age, there's some things that become, um, evident but Momma never told us about 'em. Among a poll of female friends, here's the top 5 things that Momma should have told us...

5. Everything sags - there's an emphasis on everything for a reason. Even knees start to sag. God's little trick.

4. Never, ever (!) get on top unless it's pitch black in the room - see # 5 for a great reason why....

3. Whiskers are not just for men anymore. Carry tweezers in your purse and use them daily.

2. Pubic hair migrates south. You just might be in a meeting one day and  notice one growing out of your sagging knee.

And, the #1 thing that Momma should have told you but didn't (insert drum roll, please):

1. Squeeze your legs together when you sneeze. If you have no idea why, you were too young to read this list!