Top five political gag lines of 2008
Next Monday's issue of TV Guide includes a sidebar entitled "Party Lines - The year's 5 best political gags."
Here are the rankings:
- "Katie, I'd like to use one of my lifelines." - Tina Fey as Sarah Palin/SNL
- "John McCain is in favor of the bailout. He loves bailouts - he bailed out on me." - David Letterman
- "Sarah Palin attempted to recite a quote...that she read off a Starbucks cup. She then summed up her views on energy by claiming, 'America runs on Dunkin.'" - Amy Poehler/SNL
- "The vice presidential debate took place tonight between Sen. Joe Biden and Gov. Sarah Palin. It's not too late to text in your votes. I voted four times for Sarah Palin and six times for David Archuleta." - Jimmy Kimmel
- "There are people [asking], 'is [my impression] swaying people?' Well, I can't even sway people to watch 30 Rock." - Tina Fey