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The following video comes courtesy of the aptly-named Herbal Nutrition Center in Los Angeles.
Apparently, the downright geniuses who own and operate HNC saw it fit to install what could possibly be the world's first medical marijuana vending machine.
This clip is a little old by now- web-savvy stoners have probably already seen it- but hell, this is far too awesome of a concept NOT to feature in my column.
This Examiner can foresee an America where these special vending machines are on every street corner, in every place of worship, in every school hall. The way I see it, marijuana can't be half as dangerous to American society as Coca-Cola.
There is a precedent for this, believe it or not. In Germany, you can buy a wide variety of differing beers from vending machines- there's even one known as 'breakfast beer', which I wholeheartedly endorse. Whereas in Japan, vending machines stock everything from toilet paper to rhinoceros beetles and even used schoolgirl's panties. By the way, that last one ain't a myth- I know people who have seen them personally.
The panty machines exist.
Believe it.
Until next time... stay informed, stay cool and, most importantly, stay LIFTED!