
Ladies 'round the country should stock up on Kleenex, pomegranatini mix, Tampax, what have you, because an official date has been set for the opening of the Sex and the City sequel. On May 28th, 2010, women everywhere will be strapping on their drunk-in-a-Union-Square-bar best and clamoring at the fandango site for their chance to see round two of over-the-hill Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda's bitch-and-moan hijinks. Try not to get trampled by the oblivious stampede of knock-off Jimmy Choo's.
Frankly, the real victim here is not straight men everywhere, but Jake Gyllenhaal, whose massive flick,Prince of Persia releases the same day. Despite the video game adaptation's epic promise, I don't know any straight man willing to risk death by female throng for a front row seat. But perhaps I'm underestimating the American public's love for a summer blockbuster.
