
The teapartiers and teabaggers that are shouting about how they want the federal government out of their lives are being heard loud and clear throughout the nation at tea parties and Michele Bachman-organized events from coast to coast.
OK ... let's start with that evil federal government organization known as the Air Traffic Control system. They're the ones who keep your airline flight safe from Miami to Oakland, or from Boston to San Diego.
So lets sign up a corporation to do that for a profit, and do a contract with the lowest bidder, and then we won't be dealing with another wing of the dreaded federal government.
Feeling better already, aren't you?