Lisa Rinna regrets having too much plastic surgery

January 9, 4:41 PMBaltimore Celebrity Headlines ExaminerCheryl Taragin

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Oh for glory of mercy, Lisa Rinna only now is having plastic surgery remorse after injecting her face with some kind of surgical rejuvenation concoction? Shades of Wilderstein, woman puh-leeze!

Note to self: Partner with neighborhood pharmacist chemist who mixes compounds people can inject into every nook and cranny of their bodies. Call it “Rejuve-something” because that’s the kind of idiot marketing people who think they’re going decrepit understand. Butter up local plastic surgeons to push compound on patients and viola, instant escape from the recession stranglehold.

Rinna has been doing the lip plump for as far back as I can remember, maybe all the way back to hubby Harry Hamlin’s days as pretty boy L.A. Law hunk Michael Kuzak. She was knockdown drop dead gorgeous with a shapely body to match, the kind of woman one would expect to find on the arm of handsome Harry.

Then one day, I can’t quite point my finger on it, her lips became frighteningly freakish, huge really, like a puffer fish who’s had one too many hooks in his kisser. I couldn’t get over what she had done to her face, especially when considering her natural flying saucer-sized eyes. Here is a woman who doesn’t so much as set a pinky toe in the real world without a cargo ship load of makeup on her lids and she’s injecting collagen or whatever foreign substance people use to become positively nightmarish.

Which is why I have very little sympathy for her recent lament about cheek injections. “I looked like a freak,” Rinna reportedly stated in a Mom Logic interview. Yeah, well, you don't see anyone arguing with her.

Rinna’s regret is like trying to shut the barn door after the horse not only has escaped but also has joined the circus. If Rinna took this long to feel like a walking freak show maybe she should shift her focus from the barn to the horse. I hear a gig with Barnum & Bailey can be quite lucrative, even in the off-season.

Before fans of Rinna begin flaming this page, let me add that Rinna doesn’t need plastic cover-up. She’s still young and beautiful enough to trade on her natural charm. It seems to me that what she really lacks is basic self-confidence, something many of us could use from time to time.