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What’s the point of examining celebrities if you can’t dig for gossip? Today’s barking blog bite is a tasty blend of sarcasm and innuendo.
Bill Cosby may have reached the end of a long and fruitful career. For the foreseeable future, ad libbed appearances could be limited to intimate dinner parties and the bathroom mirror.
And just to be clear, Cosby is not – I repeat, NOT -- a write-in candidate for President.
He broke her heart. No, she dumped him. Off-again-on-again couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are reigniting, fueling baby bump and marriage speculation even though she’s as skinny as a rail and sporting a phantom engagement ring.
Country singer and American Idol winner Carrie Underwood is supposedly snatching tender moments with former bachelor star Dr. Travis Stork. Dr. Stork also has his hands full with his new daytime TV show The Doctors.
Paris Hilton went gaunt for her Halloween flapper costume. No really, the girl is wicked skinny.
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Twin sisters Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen may have developed debilitating phobias causing each to look pathetically tortured whenever surrounded by cameras. Papanobia has purportedly hurt the former child stars’ acting careers. But no need to feel sorry for the wide-eyed twosome as proceeds from their production company, clothing lines, book sales and speaking engagements keep both ladies knee deep in thick mascara.
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This just in: Mary-Kate could be preggers.
Woof-Woof.
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