The Memory To Media Center - Your Memories Are Film

March 18, 11:40 AMSF Movie ExaminerChristopher Smith

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Image courtesy of The Jejune Institute

Remember that time you got a BMX bike for Christmas? Or how about the weird UFO thing you witnessed when you were 11? Your first bank heist? It'd be great to have these things on film, yes?

It's crossed everyone's mind at some point. Now, thanks to the fearless scientists and deep thinkers at The Jejune Institute, your memories can now be made into movies.

As one of the world's leading social re-engineering institutions, The Jejune Institute has been at the forefront of maximizing human potential through the support of interpersonal trust, creativty and spontanaity since 1962. The organization relies on empirical evidence and hard science for guidance and was the proving ground of EST, Esalon and Dianetics.

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Here at the MEMORY-TO-MEDIA CENTER we are able to render moving video images from your active memory. It begins with an analog signal produced by your brain waves. As the memory is recalled, electrodes placed on the scalp detect the signals which are then processed and recorded. The result is a frame-by-frame transcription of the recalled event. Through our patented optical converters, we are able to see a visual likeness of your recollections. With this specialized system YOUR MEMORIES can be saved to VHS cassette!