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Taylor Swift hosted Saturday Night Live last night, and the singer mentioned everyone from Taylor Lautner to Kanye West to Joe Jonas in her opening monologue.
According to Usmagazine.com, Swift wrote the tune herself, which she called "Monologue Song (La La La)."
She sang that she liked writing songs "about douchebags who cheat on me...so they're ashamed to go in public." She then referenced ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas and sang, "You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on my phone, but I'm not going to mention him...Hey Joe, I'm doing real well. Tonight I'm hosting SNL, but I'm not going to brag about that."
Regarding rumors about her relationship with Valentine's Day costar and New Moon star Taylor Lautner, Swift sang, "And if you're wondering if I might be dating a werewolf from Twilight..." She then looked into the camera and mouthed, "Hi, Taylor," before blowing a kiss and winking.
Finally, Swift referenced the infamous MTV Video Music Awards moment by singing, "You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye...But everything's okay. I've got security lining the stage!"