You got a problem with a gift idea? I didn't think so

December 24, 8:03 AMBirmingham Community ExaminerLuann Dawkins

Chuck here, and I’m a big ole’ boy!  You got a problem with that?  I didn’t think so.  Ms. Rea Cord, the Director of the Elmore County Humane Society, says I am a little demanding about being petted.  She says I grab folks with my teeth and paws if they quit petting me, I don’t bite of course, but I like attention.  You got a problem with that?  I didn’t think so.  And, I’m not gonna sit in your lap, but you should keep petting me, cause I like that.  You got a problem with that?  I didn’t think so.  I’m still a little irritated about that neutering thing, what is up with that?  I guess I better get over it, since I am about 4 years old, but you know how guys are!  You got a problem with that?  I didn’t think so.  Well, you need to come on and pick me up early cause they are closing at noon on Christmas Eve, and I like sleeping under the Christmas tree.  You got a problem with that?  I didn’t think so.  I'll tell you Merry Christmas, on Christmas morning.  You got a problem with that?  I didn't think so."