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July 31, 1:31 PMPick Up ExaminerTiffany Yvonne Cox

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Coldwater MI has been the next stop on my summer tour.  From the name of this place you can tell there isn’t much in this town. 

Is there any place to go hunting?  Well… there’s an Applebees.  Huh, yeah…

Since options are slim to none for hunting, I have allowed myself to be aware of my surroundings in all situations.

This opened my eyes to one particular male at the local gym.  Being the bold woman that I am, I introduced myself in hopes of opening the doors to befriending a townie.  I could tell he was taken aback by how forward I was, but within our 60 second conversation, I learned that his name was Rick, he worked for the state, and lived in Coldwater for about 10 years.  I felt like I was greatly disturbing his workout and that he was married because of his standoffish demeanor.

Lo and behold one night I encountered him at a local bar.  I guess the change of atmosphere helped his demeanor.  Homeboy picked me up off the ground, gave me a huge hug, and started chatting with my girlfriend and I.  It was nice but odd.  Just a few days before he acted like I was the oddest girl in the world, now I am part of the cool club?

I danced the night away with my friends and at one point Rick came out on the dance floor and did a little two step with me.  Apparently he Mc’s at this bar when they have music.  Our two step turned into a little more hip action, but once I attempted to turn around and back it up on him he ran for the DJ booth.  Once again his marital status ran through my head.

Encounter number two with Rick just occurred.  I was standing outside of a bar very late in the night talking to a few colleagues.  Rick rolled up right next to us and invited me to have a drink with him.  He said that he had been wanting to sit down and chat with me.  I was exhausted and already on my way home so I declined.  He persisted about two more times but then decided to let me go.  It was almost as if he had thought twice about it, and took my saying no as an escape.

I am not interested in Rick, but ladies and gentleman what is his deal?  His actions are so shifty.  I think it is one of these three options:

A.) Married
B.) Has a girlfriend
C.) Has no game.

I’m going with “A”, what’s your guess?