I voted Democrat because....

June 30, 2:47 PMAlexandria Political Buzz ExaminerJung Lee

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• I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever
  I want. I've decided to marry my boat.
   

• I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits off of 4% on a
  gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at
  15% isn't.
   

• I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
  of spending the money I earn than I ever would.
   

• I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
  offended by it.
   

• I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
  guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
   

• I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
  know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
  thieves.
   

• I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
  will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
  ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
   

• I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
  millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
   

• I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed
  to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest
  away to the government for redistribution as IT sees fit.
   

• I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The
  Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
  never get their agendas past the voters.
   

• I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my a*s that it
  is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
  
   
• I voted Democrat because all liberals are Democrats. A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own.
   

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