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If you try to see a movie star in Hollywood, you’ll end up on a bus idling outside Pauley Shore’s mansion. New York City offers better opportunities for one simple reason: it’s too crowded to be exclusive. You might not be able to get past a Central Park West doorman, but the class-leveling nature of New York wallops Hollywood as a celebrity-scoper’s paradise.
The only catch? Finding the stars. Follow my suggestions on ways to nab some of that stardust for yourself.
Tip: Some stars are really friendly when greeted, some not. After my first and last attempt at speaking to a performer (a certain Korean-American comedienne) I’ve avoided talking to celebrities, but there’s no reason you shouldn’t.
Take the bus: New York City’s public transportation isn’t famous for glamour, but some of my most cherished movie star sightings have been on the MTA. My most recent star encounter was a bus ride with legendary character actress Sylvia Miles. Watching Miss Miles lick Joe Dallesandro’s hot fingers in Andy Warhols’ Heat (1972) was a life-changing experience for me, and the bus ride was just as inspiring. Miss Miles is 76 years old, but eavesdropping on her conversation revealed a woman still hip to current events, an attitude I hope to emulate. Plus–she looks good!
One bonus was a small dose of the brashness for which Miss Miles is famous. I’d insolently taken a handicapped/senior citizen seat and Miss Miles told me she’d like my seat. She certainly wasn’t rude, which was something of a letdown, but there was no mistaking her request as anything but an order.
TIP: The hour can be critical when celebrity-scoping on public transportation. 7 pm-ish #1 trains (downtown and uptown) have gifted me with viewings of Rene Auberjenois and the late, lamented Madeleine Kahn. Another possibility is immediately post-show. Performers are just as eager to get home as any commuter, and I’ve had some happy chats with more than one home-bound chorus boy on the West Side IRT.
Next up: Exercise and see the stars!