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FRIDAY HEADLINE
On Friday, after a thousand people had filed past the coffin of Ted Kennedy the day before, and a thousand more that day, the Associated Press ran a headline that read, "Hundreds File Past Kennedy's Casket in Boston." In the A.P.’s defense, they weren’t counting the 1,800 Kennedy kids.
KENNEDY MEMORIAL
Political historians said that Thursday's procession through the streets of Boston marked the largest gathering of Kennedy's ever that wasn't at a rehabilitation facility.
ADD, KENNEDY
Ted Kennedy will be laid to rest next to his brothers, John and Bobby. Although, they had to remove Teddy's liver because the fire department ruled that it would be dangerous to have it so close to the Eternal Flame.
GOP
Many elected Republicans are saying that if Ted Kennedy was involved in the negotiating process, they would have passed a health care bill by now. It's possible. Only the Kennedy's have more money than the insurance companies that bought the dirty GOP bastards off.
PORTRAIT
In Washington Thursday, the National Portrait Gallery unveiled a rendering of the late Sen. Ted Kennedy by the pop artist Andy Warhol. It's Kennedy's face in the middle of 100 Campbell's Soup cans, "Baileys Irish Cream of Potato."
RNC
The Republican National Committee has been circulating a flyer that suggests the Democrat's health care plan is a secret plot to kill all Republicans. What a bunch of crap. Everyone knows the only secret plot to kill all Republicans is the GOP anti-environmental platform. Republicans still support it because the policies will also kill all Democrats.
ADD, RNC
Seriously…isn’t denying planet-killing global warming tantamount to pulling the plug on EVERYBODY’S Grandma?
MICHAEL KINSLEY
Washington Post columnist Michael Kinsley says the reason Americans have turned against health-care reform is simple, “Americans don't like change.” He may be right. My wife and I marched in Vietnam War protests during the 1960’s. We were going to change the world. Now she throws a fit if I bring home the wrong fabric softener.
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