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"Kung Fu" star David Carradine has been found in the nude hanged to death in his Thailand hotel room. The weird part... he was hung like a grasshopper...
The industry trade publication, Radio & Records, is closing its doors and ceasing operations immediately. Formerly a giant in the business, Radio & Records downfall began when it ceased to be relevant by switching their emphasis to Satellite Radio & 78 RPM Records.
Air America is moving to a 50,000 watt radio station, WFED in Washington D.C. Before, Air America could only be heard in the Nation's Capitol on WWRC, a tiny, 5,000 watt station. To hear it, you had to drive your car on two tires, and the only liberals who could do it were the Kennedy's on a Saturday night...
That 5,000 watt station Air America used to be on in Washington D.C., WWRC, used to be WGAY, until 2001. Changing from W-GAY to WWRC... I thought liberals said you couldn't change that...
Boise State is introducing wild new skin-tight, aqua-marine football uniforms that include "randomly placed words," and "a touch of grey" in the numbers. Skin-tight, aqua-marine football uniforms? Is that a "touch of grey" or a "touch of gay?"
President Barack Obama has nominated a Republican as the new chairman of the National Endowment for the Humanities. Republicans all around Washington asked, "What's humanity? Never heard of it. Does it have something to do with empathy?"
President Barack Obama's Supreme Court nominee, Judge Sonia Sotomayor, is still taking heat for saying that a "Wise Latina" would oftentimes make a better decision that a white male. She's wrong, of course. A wise Latina who wanted to be on the Supreme Court someday would never have said that...
Judge Sonia Sotomayor is also in hot water with conservatives because she was part of a three-judge panel who unanimously upheld a lower court's decision that kept a dyslexic fireman from getting a job promotion. The guy was so mad he shouted "Erif" in a crowded theater.
A new book is out that claims that back in 2000, Barack and Michelle Obama's marriage went through a difficult period. It was something about a stolen kiss and a stolen election.
Osama bin Laden has released a new audio tape in which he said, "Let the American people prepare to continue to reap what has been planted by the heads of the White House." Joe Biden ran to the White House garden and said, "No wonder my magic beans haven't sprouted."
Newt Gingrich has stepped away from his comment that Judge Sonia Stomayor is a racist. Gingrich claimed he meant to say that he is a racist... I mean an adulterer... I mean a hypocrite...
The world is reacting in shock to the news that North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has named his heavy-drinking youngest son, Kim Jong Un, as his successor. Everyone would have preferred his least crazy son, Kim Jogging-Nude.
Experts on North Korea say the choice for Kim Jong-il's successor boiled down to the youngest son, Kim Jong Un, and the second youngest, Kim Jong Chol. However, the analysts say Kim Jong Chol lost out because he was considered too effeminate. "Tell me about it," said Adam Lambert.
I know what you're thinking. How could Kim Jong Chol look any more effeminate than Kim Jong-il himself? That guy makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
Two American reporters who work for Al Gore's cable network, "Current," have gone on trial in North Korea. Apparently they were charged with not saying enough good things about Barack Obama.
Those two American reporters on trial in North Korea are in deep trouble. Two other journalists in North Korea were sentenced recently to 12 years in a labor camp for misspelling the name of a government official...Kim Jong-Mississippi...
NBC's Brian Williams anchored his Tuesday night newscast from the East Room of the White House--where President and First Lady John and Abigail Adams used to hang their laundry to dry....and where their cousin, Samuel Adams, used to hang his hops to dry.
It's true. President John Adams used to hang his laundry in the East Room of the White House. Of course, Bill Clinton used to air his dirty laundry under the desk of the Oval Office.
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