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Paris Hilton with her tot, Tinkerbell.
Gossip mags buzzed yesterday with news that Paris Hilton, 27, had split from her boyfriend of nine months, Benji Madden, 29.
Spotted fake baking at the Portofino Sun Center yesterday with her pal, Tinkerbell, our source overheard the following:
Paris: [Big sigh.] I'm so bummed, Tinkerbell. I thought Benji was the one.
Tinkerbell: I know you did, babe. But, he wasn't cute enough for you. You're way better looking than he is.
Paris: Benji's cute! I thought we'd get married and have kids and hang out with Nicole [Ritchie] and Joel [Benji's brother] and baby Harlow. I'm all alone again and I'm getting old!
Tinkerbell: Paris Whitney Hilton! I do not want to hear you disparaging yourself. Who's the one who figured out how to be famous for absolutely nothing?
Paris: [In a little voice.] Me.
Tinkerbell: And who's the one named the "Most Overrated Celebrity" in the 2007 Guinness Book of World Records?
Paris: [Voice getting stronger.] Me.
Prince William: the object of her affection?
Tinkerbell: And who made it trendy to have a sex tape leaked about herself?
Paris: Me!
Tinkerbell: Exactly. You're beautiful and smart. Now, we need to focus on finding you a date for New Year's Eve in Australia. What about Prince William?
Paris: Ohhh, he's got that royalty thing going. That's hot.
Tinkerbell: You guys would make such a cute couple.
Paris: I know! Don't you think I'm like the younger, hotter version of Princess Diana?
Tinkerbell: [Giving her a raised eyebrow.] Let's keep it real, Paris.
Paris: Don't be a bitch, Tinkie.
Tinkerbell: [Still giving attitude.] Do you want me to get in touch with the Prince's people or not?
Paris: Oh, you're the best, Tinkie! I'm so glad I bought you from that pet store in Bel Air.
Tinkerbell: [Rolling her eyes and muttering under her breath.]They do not pay me enough to do this job...
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