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1. Dismemberment is the key. A zombie that can’t walk or see can’t fight back!
2. If you’re overwhelmed and without a weapon, remember to blend in. Just continuously murmur “Brains” or “Nomnomnomnom” and walk with your arms out in front of you like a drunk looking for a hug.
3. Wear as many extra layers of clothing as you can to make it more difficult for a zombie to gnaw through to the flesh.
4. High ground is your best bet. Build obstacles between you and the fumbling undead.
5. Playing with fire is encouraged. Undead flesh is incredibly flammable and Molotov’s are easy to make.
6. Find the closest mall and setup camp. The stores inside should provide you with weapons, food, and other supplies until you can be rescued.
7. Be weary of other survivors. There’s always one who will try and do something really stupid and put you in jeopardy.
8. When down and out, play dead. Seriously, how smart can the undead be?
9. Zombies are like four year olds so don’t wear or use anything shiny or you’ll attract some unwanted attention.
10. Get the hell out of whatever city you’re in. Chances are the military is about to nuke the entire place so head for the hills.
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Go you for being original kid!! This is the first and best how to survive a zombie apocalypse I ever did see!!!
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okay. so. I agree, but think here people. When the zombies come, its gonna be 200- what, 6 billion? but the general public doesnt know what a "zombie" is. Your friend turns into a zombie, you dont recognize. "Hey, dude!" "URRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH" MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH. this will keep happening. than we got about 3 billion to 2 billion (the other billion jumped off cliffs, comitted suicide, kamakazied, etc.) Then what hapens? we CANT SURVIVE AN APACOLYPSE!!! FACE IT!!! and also, ever heard of running out of ammo? even if a billion do manage to survive, theyre down to crowbars and moldy bread: they wont last long. However, there are some real survivors out there, the people who PREPARED and told theyre KIDS to be prepared; they stocked up on food, ammo, etc.
also; The classic "get a shotgun and get the hell out" dont aplly to the real one, folks. sorry, but there will be so many... X_X
man, if you play dead they will just eat you where you lay. also i don't think pretending to be a zombie like in 'shawn of the dead' will help you they will just bite you and laugh their asses off.
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