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'Real Chance of Love 2' Premiere: Fights, Bloodshed, and Chewbacca (Poll)

Real Chance of Love 2
    Brothers Real and Chance Givens (New York Daily News)

What didn't happen in this wild season premiere of Real Chance of Love 2: Back in the Saddle?

Real and Chance, two brothers from the rap group The Stallionaires, returned to VH1 in hopes of finding fame love.

The premiere was typical of most VH1 shows--the introductions, the fights, the nickname ceremony.

One girl, named Freckles, couldn't stop from calling every woman on the show a "hot mess."  At the naming ceremony, Real and Chance almost named her Chewy (short for Chewbacca, of "Star Wars" fame).  She practically begged them to reconsider, and then did.

Another girl, Junk, is named for her genuine "African booty" that she claims was not surgically enhanced.  Many will no doubt compare her to Delicious from The Flavor of Love 2 for that sole reason.

Show Me, a girl who came to the house with an orange, Oompa-Loompa like tan, was kicked off just forty minutes into the program for beating up Vegas and causing blood to trickle down her nose. 

For instigating the fight, however, Vegas was removed from the show, as well.  As Chance put it, "I'm here to get my love on.  Not my fight on." 

At least these brothers have standards, right? 

At the end of the premiere, two more ladies were sent home--Freckles, the self-proclaimed "top of the line dime" and creepy Ribbons (too creepy, in fact--my guess is that she was a VH1 plant), who flipped Real and Chance the bird (two birds, technically), at the elimination ceremony.

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