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    Man pushes a giant testicle across the country
    Though a lot of people may think he’s nuts, Thomas Cantley has decided to push a giant testicle across the country. In what can only be described as a ballsy move, he even quit his job and sold his house to do so. He is travelling from Los...
  • Mismatched testicles: Is it OK to have balls of different sizes?
    Mismatched testicles: Is it OK to have balls of different sizes?
    Rashid, in Springfield, IL, writes,“My balls are two different sizes; should I be worried about this?”Hi Rashid, thanks for writing in. There is absolutely nothing wrong with your testicles being two different sizes; in fact most men...
  • Palazzo Ducale in Venice: capital # 28 in the porch (counting as # 0 the one at the corner near the Bridge of Sighs), featuring Virtues and vices - In fidelitate nulli gero (Fidelity).
    Researchers claim key to women’s sexual fidelity is testicle size
    Petter Bøckman and colleagues at the University of Oslo in Norway published their major findings on human sexuality in the journal Apollon on Jan. 29, 2014, to announce the new anniversary exhibition Sexus at the Natural History Museum at the...
  • Man sells testicle for Nissan 370Z
    Man sells testicle for Nissan 370Z
    Here is one of those stories you just cannot pass up! Mark Parisi is so enamored with the Nissan 370Z roadster that he is willing to part with one of his testicles for $35,000 so that he can purchase his dream ride.Over the years, Parisi, who is...
  • Wedding days are special, unless visited by crazy people.
    Man cuts off testicles with scissors prior to wedding
    In Hutton, England, a couple had a surprise guest who showed up for their wedding. While he wasn’t there to watch the couple exchange vows, he put a damper on the wedding day by cutting off his testicles with a pair of scissors. OUCH.Most...
  • Good dad
    Study finds inverse correlation between testicle size and good parenting
    It has long been known that it’s one thing to father a lot of children and another thing to be a good dad. Now a study gives some biological credence to the idea that the “stuff” it takes for men to make babies, and the...
  • Wynkoop Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout
    Wynkoop Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout goes nationwide
    Can you guess what you see in the image above? The can of beer and the name Wynkoop Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout on the label should be obvious, but can you tell what those two oval shaped objects are, in front of the can?I’ll give you a hint...
  • justin bieber
    Justin Bieber’s balls worth $2,500 each, scores top spot in social media chart
    Justin Bieber almost lost his testicles and his life after a murder for hire plot was exposed by police, it was announced yesterday by ABC News. According to a New Mexico State Police affidavit, the gruesome plot was hatched by a prisoner serving...
  • Renata Seabra
    Model kills boyfriend and wears his testicles as bracelet
    A model’s boyfriend paid for him to visit the United States from Portugal to pursue his career. In return, he killed his boyfriend and wore his testicles on his wrist as a bracelet. Renata Seabra is currently on trial for the stomping death...
  • Jiminy
    Testicle size - scientists and their weird measurements and observations
    Imagine if all males were created equal. But we’re not.So imagine if human (Homo sapiens) males were created equal to let’s say… the Tuberous Bushcricket (Platycleis affinis) – an insect smaller than my pinky finger.Now...