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  • Customer fails to tip, promises bartender to "catch him next time"
    Customer fails to tip, promises bartender to “catch him next time”
    A customer got a drink without tipping his bartender last Friday evening, a TMC bartender told reporters. Before walking away, the customer promised the bartender he’d “catch him next time.”“It really surprised me that the...
  • Turkey with a sign
    Thanksgiving parody to It's All About that Bass
    Just think the song, It's All About That Bass and put in these lyrics. My ode to Thanksgiving or at least a verse or two.Because you know I'm all about that bird,'Bout that bird,, no troubleI'm all 'bout that bird, 'bout...
  • Dumb and Dumber To
    Review: 'Dumb and Dumber To' is too dumb
    “Dumb and Dumber To” is a 2014 sequel to the 1994 hit "Dumb and Dumber" starring Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas and Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne. The film takes place twenty years after the events of the first film, yet still...
  • Baby chick
    Man mails fifteen live chicks to his ex-girlfriend
    In what may be one the fowlest stories this week, a Washington, D.C. woman received a box of baby chicks from her ex-boyfriend. The man boxed up the future McNuggets and sent them with a note that said that there are “a lot of other chicks...
  • Humor on Twitter
    Five of the funniest people on Twitter
    Humor is something most of us like. It makes us laugh every time and sometimes tickles our intellect stimulating our brain in a enjoyable way. With the internet, humor has taken many new channels to reach people far away from different parts of...
  • Max versus The Ball Thief
    Max versus The Ball Thief
    This is my first humor commentary about cats and, naturally, it is based on the misadventures of one of my own furry hellions. For this inaugural piece, we explore the battle that was Max versus The Ball Thief.Max, short for Maximus, is a three...
  • Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, no Good, Very Bad Day
    And you thought you were having a bad day, Alexander's was worse
    Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, no Good, Very Bad Day: Rated “PG“ (1 hour, 20 minutes) Starring: Steve Carell, Jennifer Garner, Dylan Minnette, Kerris Dorsey, Ed OxenbouldDirected by: Miguel ArtetaJudith Viorst’swonderful...
  • The Book with No Pictures by B. J. Novak
    'The Book with No Pictures' by B.J. Novak: A picture book with no pictures
    What good is a picture book with no pictures? Funny guy B.J. Novak writes a picture book aptly named "The Book with No Pictures" that has -- no surprise -- no pictures. It's a book that kids will love (notwithstanding no pictures as...
  • Chipmunk love nest -2
    Chic love nest slides into wall cabinet
    Ross and Brittany Chipette, a young couple expecting their first offspring, opted for a compact, modular living arrangement.Tasteful compactness and spatial efficiency are the new mantras for residential architecture. The drastically reduced...
  • Build rapport with your audience through humor
    The power of humor
    One of the best ways to build rapport with your audience is to make them laugh. In fact, most professional speakers — whether local to Long Beach or speaking on international stages — lace at least a little humor into all their...
  • Republicans expected to celebrate lots of victories on election night
    The Republican election night drinking game
    While we urge all to consume responsibly if they choose to partake in adult beverages on election night week, we know some will turn celebration of the GOP's expect victory on election night into a drinking game. So this column will seek to...
  • Milton - Office Space
    Workfarce: Three ways to rejuvenate your workforce
    Are your employees looking weary, tired? Then it's time for a change.According to the Department of Labor, 47% of the labor pool is comprised of baby boomers. Statistically speaking, that means a large percentage of your workforce is probably...
  • Heart monitor
    Medical humor
    Medical humorThey kept saying every tests were abnormal and re-doing them repeatedly. This of course including blood letting. The hospital and outside labs have withdrawn a total of 19 vials of blood now.Patient scheduler calls to set up yet...
  • We The Economy
    Free Sneak Preview of New Film Series WE THE ECONOMY -- Oct 20
    Paul G. Allen’s Vulcan Productions and Morgan Spurlock’s Cinelan in partnership with Landmark Theatres announced a nationwide theatrical preview of the groundbreaking new film series WE THE ECONOMY 20 Short Films You Can’t Afford...
  • Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
    The vodka diaries: Book review of ‘Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang’ by Chelsea Handler
    Chelsea Handler is s comic who is a bit like Icarus; her comedy often goes into territory that is too raw, too close to the sun sort of speak and can quickly fall flat. When she performed a few years ago here in Kansas City she told jokes about...