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  • Disconnect Notice
    Disconnect notices going out soon
    Disconnect notices going out soonWhat?What is being disconnected?OMG! Did I pay the gas bill this month? I know I paid that electric bill, didn’t I?Please, please, please don’t let it be my internet. How would I live without Facebook...
  • Hungry children
    Chewy Tuesdays wraps up another year of lunches and love
    Two months ago, Chewy Tuesdays kicked off with deliveries to 61 children. This was the most ever reached by this ministry.Yesterday, the ministry of the Cumberland Presbyterian Church in Burns Flat wrapped up its last delivery to 76 children.What...
  • Celebrate
    Twenty from Burns Flat invade Dill City with good news
    On a day when the local temperature would reach the century mark, 20 evangelists launched out of the Cumberland Presbyterian Church in Burns Flat, Oklahoma and trekked 6 miles to the metropolis of Dill City.Actually, Dill City falls just short of...
  • 10 Commandments
    What Cumberland Presbyterians believe
    So you think I should read about the doctrine of the Cumberland Presbyterian Church do you? Really?Fewer than 1% are likely to take a serious look at one of the most fantastic encapsulations of God being at work in his creation. TheCumberland...
  • Burns Flat Cross
    What is a Cumberland Presbyterian?
    What is a Cumberland Presbyterian?Don’t be alarmed if you don’t know but don’t leave this page until you have at least a basic understanding.There are about 100,000 Cumberland Presbyterians walking this earth at this moment. That...
  • OMG
    OMG! VBS starts today! Am I too late?
    Read 1 Corinthians 13VBS is today? Really? I didn’t get my children registered.OMG!Not to worry. This is an evening VBS and parents can register their children between 5:30 and 6:00 p.m. today. You didn't miss a single minute.Vacation...
  • Feeding the pastors
    Community Meal underway: Come and be fed!
    There is absolutely no reason to be hungry today if you live in or just happen to be passing through Burns Flat, Oklahoma.Why?The Community Meal at the Cumberland Presbyterian Church in Burns Flat, Oklahoma is underway. The church also announced...
  • God has the answers to life.
    Revenge of the Baby Killers is back and now playing...
    ...at your local MSNBC news outlet, better known as My Silly News Broadcasting Corporation. The show was hosted by the handsome, yet boringly articulate Al Sharpton. Also appearing with Sharpton was the President of the NARAL Ilyse Hogue on video....
  • Pop Tarts and Peanut Butter
    Ministronies: Pop Tarts and Peanut Butter
    It sounds like an Italian soup with beans and lentils and other assorted ingredients, but it’s just a newly concocted word from the two words: Ministry Testimonies.We often testify about what God has done in our lives. We speak of the might...
  • Burns Flat Cross
    Death and Resurrection
    ReadEcclesiastes3:11You are going to die. Count on it. I am 99 and 44/100th percent sure of it. That’s Ivory Soap pure percentages.We read the verses about being changed in the twinkling of an eye at the...
  • Trunk or Treat
    Ministronies: Trunk or treat delivers candy, cupcakes, and good news
    Ministronies: Trunk or treat delivers candy, cupcakes, and good newsIt sounds like an Italian soup with beans and lentils and other assorted ingredients, but it’s just a newly concocted word from the two words: Ministry Testimonies.We often...
  • Trunk or Treat
    Ministronies: Trunk or treat is about getting good news with your candy
    It sounds like an Italian soup with beans and lentils and other assorted ingredients, but it’s just a newly concocted word from the two words: Ministry Testimonies.We often testify about what God has done in our lives. We speak of the mighty...
  • Burns Flat Cross
    Men of Integrity take action to buy shoes
    Tomorrow is the 4th Saturday of the Month and that means it is time for all men in the Burns Flat and Dill City area to gather for breakfast, fellowship, and the word of God.Men are invited to gather at 9 a.m. at the Cumberland Presbyterian Church...
  • shoes
    Men commit to buying 100 pairs of shoes for the very needy
    The Men of Integrity met today at the Cumberland Presbyterian Church in Burns Flat, Oklahoma. There was coffee, breakfast pizza, bananas, fellowship, and a message from God’s word.But today there was also commitment. The Men of Integrity...
  • Exploding can
    Explosion not gunfire responsible for downtown noise today
    That was not a gunshot coming from the Cumberland Presbyterian Church today at 3:47 pm. It was not a meteor impacting in the church parking lot. It was a can of root beer.Consumers beware. Upon pouring ice into a chest to cool down some soft...