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Arts & Entertainment | December 18, 2009

Jessica Simpson Tiger Woods photo crops out something pretty important

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There's a reason why you didn't see Tony Romo on the cover of Star Magazine with Jessica Simpson
and Tiger Woods.  (AP Photo/Jim Prisching)
 

Jessica Simpson Tiger Woods photo crops out something pretty important

The Tiger Woods Jessica Simpson photo released by Star Magazine is all washed up according to The View co-host Joy Behar.  On Thursday night's episode of The Joy Behar Show, Behar and her panel of deadbeat gossipmongers took a look at the unedited version of the Star Magazine cover photo showing Tiger Woods with his arm around Jessica Simpson.  What Star Magazine cropped out, said Joy Behar, was Jessica Simpson's boyfriend (at the time) Tony Romo standing on the other side of Tiger Woods with a positively poo-eating grin.
 
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The Star Magazine cover featuring Tiger Woods and Jessica Simpson together promises a "shocking inside story," but neglects to show that the cover of Tiger Woods and Jessica Simpson is taking place under the watchful eye of Simpson's NFL quarterback boyfriend in what appears to be a very public and non-romantic sports setting.

"Now, if photo shop can do anything now, why should we believe anything that we see?" asked Joy Behar asked of the generously cropped Jessica Simpson Tiger Woods photos.  "I don't even know if I should believe these mistresses now.  I don't know what to believe."

 
Guest panelist and co-founder of the Huffington Post Roy Sekoff added:
"He [Tiger Woods] may be a bit randy, but I don't think he's stupid.  Do you think he's going to hit on Jessica Simpson when an NFL football player is playing golf with him?"

Joy Behar admitted to her The View co-hosts during Thursday morning's "Hot Topics" segment that her show is currently required to do a Tiger Woods segment every night.  "That's what people want to hear about," said the carrot-topped snark-mistress.  "Every single night." 

 
Then, in a moment that would have made Joy Behar impressionist Fred Armisen of SNL proud, Joy Behar said of Tiger Woods: "I don't think he's sexy.  But, you know, what do I care?

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  • JC 2 years ago
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    If I was Tiger I would have hit that thing with Jess!!

  • Liz Kelly 2 years ago
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    I just can't believe that a bastion of journalism like the Star would stoop so low.

  • Tim 2 years ago
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    She's showing her real HOmanship!

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